I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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