I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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