There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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