Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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