Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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