Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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