Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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