Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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