I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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