good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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