I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she told me i tasted like america
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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