i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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