So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
