So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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