are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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