You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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