Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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