I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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