There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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