Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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