The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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