Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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