The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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