Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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