he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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