I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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