Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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