Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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