He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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