I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
