Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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