If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
