The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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