She said her name was "party"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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