I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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