Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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