I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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