good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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