dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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