last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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