glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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