we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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