Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I love you.
Bad choice
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