i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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