This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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