Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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