Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
love makes seman taste better
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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