this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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