At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Randomize
