It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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