That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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