plz talk dirty to me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it's like iHOP with fire
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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