do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
