your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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